MAD CRAY CRAY WEEKEND YO

Yo dis weakend wuz def not no end of a weak ass school week. Dis weekend was damn diggity cray cray yabaskitily? Yo so on on Furday, I b chillin wit da fam, then went to that pantagious and saw dat cray cray trumpet playa Alen Vezutti, His shit was cray cray! Blew my mind, with his hella teck triple toungued thriple C's his outfit was dope too!, sniggity snap he was fresh frontin the stage with dat tacoma concert band behind him, shiiiit. Yo but fo real I aint even playin he was dope.
So Dat concluded fridays fresh ass adventas, so I be doe-in to the hay stack ta catch some Z'sss.
Little need yo nucka kno, Sat was aboutz ta be Phat.

Yo so I woke up extra late and made some scrambled eggz, them shitz was bomb digiity with extra salt and peppa, even some shreded ched ched! mmmm, I alweddy knew dis day was boutz ta b tight yo. So I'm helpin my pops with dem Xmaz Lightz and My nucka R-Docky Dunks callz ja boi! He be like, yo check it my young apprentice, you be tryin to hit up dat Warren Miller Premire wit me a B-RYCE, and I be like oh, fo sho. So I drive up to dat UW where dem football players suck dat deek deek, and I be chillin at dey casa, I aint frontin. So We be chillin and next ting I know I whip out my pony stickz and Im on dey blog sonz! We be trickin dat whip and dem phonz so you know we fresh.

We den went to dat Warren Miller Viz, and Dem Corona bithces me jockin me, but I aint frontin, helll naawww, I already gotz my grrrrl. So we bounce Away at intermission and I gotz all dem voucher benies yo! Dem free lift tickets galor yo!
So afta some long boadin wit dem youngstas and B-RYCE runnin into my ass in the p.k. garaj, I be bouncin with dem tasty Cascade Ice's espiesh dat Dragonfruit!! Damn, so dat be my weekend until next time, and you best be followin nuckas! yo but I gotta peace, Igotz 2 Much bang ta exie so latz young diggities. Bounce.

Sincerly,
Ja Boii, E-Nasty